Read all the way through for a special announcement at the end.
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Ohmygod I'm sooooooo proud right now. Look. Just look at it. No glare, no sunken deposit, this has the shine and body of a deposed Russian Monarch. This a recreation of a magnificent shit I took in a Japanese toilet once (highly NOT recommended).
I'd been holding it in all day to try and catch up with the blog first AND LOOK HOW IT PAID OFF!!! Incredible length, perfect body and breadth on both logs. Look at these beauties!
Not to mention this photograph. I mean, it's almost artistic. I dunno bout you, but I see the curve of a summertime-hill with a urnine-yellow sunset and a dappling of cloud atop.
This is my holy grail - this is the man poo I knew I was capable of that I wanted to show you all - this is my potential.
--------Special Announcement--------------
This week and next there will be, along with my regular poo poo's, two, yes I said TWO volunteer guest pooers! One will be a normal guest entry where he/she will pick the name and write a few sentences and then I will write in the same entry about how the poo is a manifestation of their personality or something. I don't know. The other volunteer, for next week, is going to be a ......
PHANTOM POOPER in which a murder mystery-esque scenario means you - the readers - have to guess whodunit!!!
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